Sunday, March 8, 2009

Real IRA reveales its Recession Policy




So,You are trying to overthrow one of the Superpowers.A relative peace has descended
on the land.People are getting on with their daily lives,worrying about mortgages,jobs,shopping,whether your football team are gonna win the next match.You know,normal stuff.

What do you do?

Isn't it obvious?

No?


Well,you follow 2 Pizza delivery drivers from the Piazza place,to their destination,in this case an Army Barracks.
Then you wait until they are unloading their tasty delivery,and you run in Shooting anyone thats in your line of site..

2 Evil Empirialistic Genocidal maniacs the like not seen since Cromwell (well,actually to young soldiers in their early twenties,awaiting a plane to Afganistan) are dead..

Well Hurrah lads,thats one in the Eye of the Hun..


"watch out for those paramilitary pizza delivery boys"


Then your release a statement saying that you are glad that the 2 soldiers were killed and that the Pizza Delivery fellas were colluding with the security services..
Thats an Interesting one "Colluding" in the dictionary,Colluding means plotting with,or conspiring with.. I think they mixed up "Colluding" with "Delivery".
So we aren't dealing with Brain surgeons here obviously.But I would have expected somewhere beyond the reading age of a 6 year old..

So,here we go again then?

Maybe not.I hope that these cunts are found and brought to Justice.In fact,I believe that this attack is a direct response to the SAS being brought in to hunt down the "Sur-Real IRA".
Well,im not a west-brit or anything,but these cunts make me angry,because they are trying to speak for me as an Irish person.They don't,I dont think there are that many people in the North would agree with them either.
They should just go back to what they've been doing best for the last 10 years.robbing banks (badly) and intimidating shop keepers and widows..

Your Medal is in the post..

Monday, March 2, 2009

Happy Idiots



In General,I am a fairly tolerant person.I give people the benefit of the doubt mostly.I try and avoid confrontation if it is possible.I don't see the point in wasting my time and energy in losing my temper all the time.But..

There are a section of society that I cannot abide,that make me despair of the point of human existance (apart from Nazi's and Fianna Fail)
They are Life's floaters.. They sail through life without a care in the world.

I call them Happy Idiots.

Now this post is born partly out of envy of their ignorance.

Sorry,let me explain who these people are..

Well,i'll try and make this concise and not ramble on.You know who they are,you work with them,for them,you are stuck in traffic with them,you smell their farts on the bus or train.

A few examples are:

The person that likes music played on Daytime radio,thinks Ray Foley is the cutting edge of wit,thinks that Liveline is a serious current affairs program,that doesn't read a paper,that doesn't question things,that turns off a documentary because "America's Next Top Model" is on the other channel.That pays €10 to see a fucking assembly line Rom-Com/Thriller piece of shit movie,but hasn't seen ANY decent movie that you throw their way..
That turns off the news because "It's Boring" but then when the country is falling to pieces around them, will come up with the Idiot's gem line "If Bertie was here,this wouldn't have happened" in tone that suggest's that they've just solved the Middle East situation..
There's more but I think that you get the drift (unless you are a happy idiot,in that case,what are you reading this for there's a fly on the wall doc about Jade Goody's Cat on Living Tv)

Now,I did say above that this post was probably deep down borne form a kind of envy of their blinkered moronic existence.Because the fact is that I do care what happens in the world around me,I do read a paper (not the Sunday Times though..shower of cunts),I do not accept the easy route,whether its music,films or Books.

I just think maybe I would probably be a happier person if that "Cerebral" part of my brain didn't work so well...

I guess what I am really saying is,Can you send me money so I can get a Lobotomy?


"I've met the man in the Street,and he's a Cunt"
- Sid Vicious